Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Have a laugh! XD


Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

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Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'

'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.

'
How long has what been going on?' said the man.

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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.

Girl : Would you die for me?

Boy : No, mine is undying love.


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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no